1. Drink lots of water
2. Pray to be reincarnated as a black girl
I’m thankful for women’s magazines who write articles other than “how not to get fat on Thanksgiving.”
When I see bad things happen to negative people, it strengthens my belief in karma.
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED